i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I'm having to shit out rocks
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
