We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
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Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
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The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Randomize