Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
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She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
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I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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