We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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