i don't plan on having that self control this summer
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
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I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
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I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
not ubering you a puppy
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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