I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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