I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Randomize
