the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I currently don't understand fingers.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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