matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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