I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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