Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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