I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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