You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
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Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
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On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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