the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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