never play flip cup with pint glasses
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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