Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
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I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
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In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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