Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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