How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
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