I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
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I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
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My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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