do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
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Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
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I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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