Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Randomize
