Nicole vs. Life
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
These tits shall not be calmed
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