Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Randomize