sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
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Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
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I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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