Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
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Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
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That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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