Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
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His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
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I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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