protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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