This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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