The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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