What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
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