my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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