My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
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Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
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Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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