i just wanna soil my oats bro
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
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He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
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I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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