Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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