Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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