She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I party with great urgency now.
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