FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
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Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
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He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
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