have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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