Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
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Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
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He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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