TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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