The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
you had me at cake vodka
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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