It's Friday. Sex?
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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