i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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