Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
The power of my boobs compel you
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
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