We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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