My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I seem to have left my pride at pride
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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