Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
of course. lets lasso hookers.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
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