he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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