I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
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Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
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I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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