Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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