Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
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And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
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Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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