No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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