i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
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Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
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With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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