Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
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I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
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Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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