She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Why is your signature on my underwear?
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Randomize
