one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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