He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
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There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
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please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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